You've tried and it's always such a hoot when you talk about smuggling all those goods over the border into the U.S. I need a laugh and was hoping you would do so again.
You are laughing at your own jokes. As i've pointed out, many northern newspapers asserted the exact same concern about the impossibility of controlling the wide border with the CSA.
We have better resources now, and we can't even stop the many tons of drugs and people being shipped across our border right now.