[bgill]

Hey, I’ve been meaning to get this off my chest. I’m straight, married to the father of our kids and never cheated. Where’s my historic headlines?

[Qui is]

In heaven. (No joking) You’re probably front page news.

[End Times Sentinel]

Hey, I’ve been meaning to get this off my chest. I’m straight, married to the father of our kids and never cheated. Where’s my historic headlines?

Well, if you're a fella, than that's...
Oh, wait, probably you're not. Get back in the crowd, y'normal!