This is Portland
You've heard a lot of bad things about us lately.
It's time you truthfully heard from us.
Some of what you’ve heard about Portland is true. Some is not.
What matters most is that we’re true to our Moonbattery.
There is a river that cuts though the middle of our town
It provides a dumping ground. But it’s deep-and it’s and it’s long.
Guns and knives we throw in it. And that is the perfect
metaphor for this city
We are a place of criminalities with lots of fatalities
Lots of ways the same person can end up on the Coroner’s Table
Anything can happen. We like it that way.
This is the kind of place where new victims are welcome - whether
they’re knifed in the gut or shot in the face
You can kill folks here. You can be a Lefty here.
We have some of the the most obnoxious voices ever
And yes, Leftism makes the volume grate your ears
We’ve always been like this
We wouldn’t have it any other way
We have faith in Violence. We’re doing it every day
the only way we know how, by being Leftist.
Come get your face shot.
Love,
Portland
Lmao. “Come and get your face shot.” Epic. I will go there on my vacation. But bring a knife and gun.
Awesome!
In Portland we are a species
That liters needles, urine and feces
We don’t give a damn, and like to set fires
and small biz gets ground into pieces
Bravo! Postmodern and post-civilization.
In public when ever I see a guy with a military hat I always thank him or Her for their service.
Also many times there is a woman usually wife and I ask if she was with him during said service.
If the answer is yes, I also thank her for her service in putting up with the militery, Gub mint and His Crappola.
I always get a laugh but the woman like your Mom deserve gratitude. They Always smile and thanks me.
Thanks to her.
Very good! That’ll work!