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To: peteypupperdoo

“...you are asking me a woman to judge another woman??”
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she’ll see him later, and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, “Who was that?!”
“Oh,” replies the husband, “That was my mistress.”
The wife says, “That’s it; I want a divorce.”
“I understand,” replies her husband, “but, remember our pre-nup, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But the decision is yours.”
Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. “ Who’s that woman with Jim?” she asks.
“That’s his mistress,” replies her husband.
“Ours is prettier,” says the wife.


861 posted on 06/19/2021 4:42:10 PM PDT by HippyLoggerBiker (Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. )
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To: HippyLoggerBiker
“Ours is prettier,” says the wife.

all right which one is it?

885 posted on 06/19/2021 5:38:43 PM PDT by rodguy911 ((FreeRepublic home of the free because of the Brave---Where we go One))
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