[rodguy911]

I am not disabled. I am not on SSI. Take me off of your call list. I know you’re just doing your job. If I get another call from your company I will find where it is and I will burn the building to the ground.”

Hey snowybear can i steal this from ya its so good i cant believe it:

[bitt]

I let them ramble for 30 seconds than say,

“hey can I have YOUR mother’s number so I can bother her, and maybe trick her into giving me some money”?

or If I’m feeling crabby, I just tell them “if you don’t stop calling here, I’m going to hunt you down and hurt you”.

[stylin19a]

I want his house burnt to the ground