Gah!
No!
How can I increase my local carbon footprint cheap and easy?
:D
How can I increase my local carbon footprint cheap and easy?
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Buy coal - bituminous or soft coal. Burn lots of it; its the cheapest variety and your “footprint” will go through the roof! You will also be very warm during those bitter cold glacial winters. The acrid smoke will keep the smilodons away also ... :)