That's one way to get stalkers off your back, Ransomnote. Well done.
Don't worry, Chase. There's always the Pioneer Chicken stand. When's payday?
Ahahahahaha.

p.s. Your math is off.
Zero lies and WAY more insults than you counted. But most of them are far too subtle for a male nurse to pick up on.
No surprise there.

"Benefits you or me" is proper English.
Less First Aid classes, more English classes.
