[corkoman]

Near UC Santa Barbara in the early 80’s we played at a ball field adjacent to a massive avocado orchard. They were the size of footballs. Warning signs were there not just about trespassing but of getting your neck snapped from falling fruit.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Wow. Great story. I'm "avocado green" with envy. I believe that Santa Barbara County and SLO county are the avocado producing capital of the United States. That's one reason (the only?) a sane person would relocate to California. I always wanted an avocado tree.