[Unrepentant VN Vet]

Make Illinois Great Again!

And the very first thing on the agenda for that noble cause is to locate and cast off all the moorings that keep Cook County from floating off into Lake Michigan and sinking.

Yeah, I know. Poop floats.

[bagster]

And the very first thing on the agenda for that noble cause is to locate and cast off all the moorings that keep Cook County from floating off into Lake Michigan and sinking.

The second thing on the agenda is to put the Salamander Queen back in the aquarium where it belongs.