The bacon lipids trigger excessive amount of Seratonin in your brain, making bacon one of the most addictive substances on earth.
The Irish butter lipids, predispose you to excessive drinking but also enable you to live on nothing but potatoes.
If these are combined with the nano-lipids from the vaccine in the ovaries, then you will have nano children who are addicted to bacon and Bailey's Irish Cream and have an insatiable appetite for french fries.
And depression.
“enable you to live on nothing but potatoes.”
I like the sound of that!! ;)