Missing man found dead inside dinosaur statue in Spain

NY Post ^ | 24 may 2021 | Hannah Spark

[Smellin Salt]

I lost all of my guns in a similar incident.

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”I lost all of my guns in a similar incident.”

More people should be using WETWIPES because so many have butter finger problems?

[Red Badger]

0G,....

[hecticskeptic]

What hole would have been big enough for him to get inside? And which hole would have been the one where the phone had ‘fallen into’? None of the pictures I saw seem to provide an explanation........

[TigersEye]

Uploads slower than a Diplodocus in a tar pit!

[Gil4]

Stegosaurus - I thought they were herbivores.

[Bikkuri]

But, is it as good as, “Headless Body Found In Topless Bar”?

[Bikkuri]

I am trying to remember a place like that... My dad would sometimes take me to some place between Big Lake and Odessa. Small town with a few dinosaurs.

[Rurudyne]

Granbury

Near where they found dinosaur and human footprints in the riverbed.

[Rurudyne]

Don’t know about the West Texas site.

[Mr. K]

Fun fact: dinosaur bones are painted with black lead paint because they are radioactive

Fun fact 2: no one can explain why they are radioactive

[Sirius Lee]

Fun fact 2: no one can explain why they are radioactive

It's already been proven conclusively that they smoked radioactive cigs.

[tet68]

Cell reception was very poor during the age of dinosaurs.

Well done, anyway the giant meteor knocked down all
the cell towers.

[DUMBGRUNT]

__”But, is it as good as, “Headless Body Found In Topless Bar”?”

That headline broke the mold, the ne plus ultra.

So now we get what we can.

[Rurudyne]

Reminds me, one of the practical jokes I would play had I a time machine would be a T-Rex skeleton wearing a cone of shame.