just shoot me.
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Pick your poison.... BB’s or rock salt.
I have a BB story. I have this weird lump thing on my knee. So I went to my crazy doctor and said.. “Doc, I have a lump on my knee.” So he sent me to x-ray. X-ray tech put a little x-ray marker on the knee.
Crazy doc called me and said “COME IN.” Now, I know this is just a bony growth thing, so I’m not worried. I go in. Doc says.. “YOU’VE BEEN SHOT BY A BB GUN! YOU HAVE A BB IN YOUR KNEE.”
I looked at the doc and said.. “Doc, I can be a bish and I guarantee you had someone shot me with a BB gun, I would remember their name, their mother’s name, where they lived, and their phone number. May I see the x-ray?”
So he shows me the x-ray. I said.. “Are you sure that’s a BB and not an x-ray marker?”
Doc looks at x-ray, walks out of room. PA comes in. We exchanged knowing glances.. doc is an IDIOT! I said. “Not a BB.”
Beware dumb doctors. They diagnose.....
Petey