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To: Spirit of Liberty

“I was going to say, don’t leave him at the old house, since they’ll probably be doing lots of excavating!”

What? DON’T leave him?

My former sister-in-law was telling me her realtor does this little thing that whenever she lists a house, she goes back to the property when nobody is home and finds a small spot in the garden where she digs a little hole and discreetly buries a small statue of St. Joseph. She says it brings luck, whatever. So, this idea flashed through my mind about burying a Joseph in my own yard. Yes, that’s husband’s name lol. Bad Judy.

He’s a little more compliant today - I think my daughter read him the riot act lol. She needs to put it on a loop so he can listen to it over and over.


5,267 posted on 05/28/2021 9:54:11 AM PDT by JudyinCanada (Aim low, avoid disappointment.)
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To: JudyinCanada

Don’t leave the body at the old place IF something should happen to him before the move....;)


5,268 posted on 05/28/2021 9:58:14 AM PDT by Spirit of Liberty (Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.)
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To: JudyinCanada

When we sold my mother-in-law’s house, she planted a small St. Joseph statue in the yard.

The trick is, you have to bury him upside down.

I have no idea why.

When I sold, I did not have a St. Joseph statue, so I just buried a bottle of his aspirin.


5,274 posted on 05/28/2021 10:32:21 AM PDT by exit82 (Democrats are unfit to govern--they hate America, the Constitution and those they don't agree with.)
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