"Why anybody wants to jump out of a perfectly good airplane is beyond me...."I've always believed that skydivers were either voluntarily or involuntarily celibate.
Were there a one in a million chance that they might get laid this weekend, well, they're not likely to take the chance and jump.
I went skydiving once. Before you dive you go through a training course at their center. While waiting around we had a chance to talk with the avid skydivers. They were so hooked on the thrill that they would take on temporary low-paying jobs that would provide them with just enough money so that they could eke out a living while diving as much as possible.
It seemed like skydiving was their form of heroin.