Lori Lightfoot: Chicago Mayor to Resign After Being Caught Cheating on Wife?

INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS TIMES ^ | 18 APRIL 2021 | Manthan Chheda

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

There are rumors circulating on social media that Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot will be tendering her resignation after being caught cheating on her wife, First Lady Amy Eshleman.

The rumors stemmed from a now-deleted tweet posted by Chicago civil rights advocate Ja'Mal Green. "Lori Lightfoot is resigning tomorrow in a stunning end to her mayorship. WOW," he tweeted.

[Magic Fingers]

Haha - spot-on description.

[silverleaf]

First Lady?

Honey, can we be frank with each other?
You be Frank tonight, I’ll be Frank tomorrow night

[Richard Axtell]

The funny line you can use is “Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!”

I miss Rush Limbaugh too. I hope we can recount some of the wisdom he passed on to us, when we need it, which is now.

[wjcsux]

“The mayor had a girlfriend. The girlfriend had a boyfriend. The boyfriend had an illegal gun. The boyfriend asks his girlfriend’s girlfriend to ‘fix’ the charges. The girlfriend’s girlfriend, being the mayor, does so. The girlfriend’s girlfriend’s ‘wife’ finds out about it and beats up the girlfriend’s girlfriend. The daughter of the girlfriend’s girlfriends and the girlfriend’s girlfriend’s ‘wife’ ends up running into the street saying ‘My moms are fighting.’”
You just can’t make this crap up!

[llevrok]

"First Lady". Give me an effing break.

That was no lady, that was .......

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

I think I got it. Thanks!

[chuckee]

Was she cheating with a dude or a fellow lizard?

[mewzilla]

If she’s leaving a vapor trail getting outta Dodge, it’s not cuz she’s been caught cheating on her wife.

Second City Cop was killed for a reason.

[silverleaf]

[rbg81]

Her “wife” looks like a man. Does that make her straight?

[Wiser now]

From the inside out!

[dsrtsage]

Gross

[Chauncey Gardiner]

I didn’t know Lurch had a sister

[rbg81]

Why would anyone expect something like this to cause a radical D to resign???

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Methinks the only way she would resign is if she were caught cheating with a (real) dude.

[Wiser now]

You are correct, and according to my lesbian daughter the almost instantaneous moving in with, then moving out to begin another relationship is called “Little red wagon syndrome”. These women move from one relationship to another with all their belongings in a little red wagon.

[sport]

And that is the strangest “strange” that you will ever get.

[Bluebeard16]

They should be in a mental institute.

[RoosterRedux]

Rumors are circulating that...???

Oh noes. Not rumors.

[Tommy Revolts]

I scrolled down...and then had a gag reflex.

[PGR88]