Did the earth open up and swallow him and the mole people had their way with him before the earth spat him back out?
Did ninjas and pirates sneak in at night and assassinate him in his sleep?
Did a bug from planet Hiveworld enter his human domain and take his life?
So many interesting possibilities. As long as it ain't the vax, amirite?
"There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man . . . A man is desperately making a call from a little known town somewhere in America, "I need to talk to Detective Lt. Joe Kenda right now!" "He might not like the answer to what killed Mr. Joe Smith!"