It’s not nice to fool mother nature...
And while I’m at it:
1. Yeller cornbread and butter
2. Toasted salt rising bread and butter
3. Fried Smithfield ham, red-eye gravy, buttermilk biscuits and butter on Sunday morning
4. Broiled lobster and baked Idaho potato with pots of drawn butter as served at the old Jack Hunt’s Raw Bar in DC, or at the old Shore Drive Inn, Lynnhaven, Va.