Posted on 04/12/2021 12:02:46 PM PDT by gattaca
Put me in charge of food stamps. No cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.
Put me in charge of Medicaid. Then, we'll test you for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.
Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your "home" will be subject to inspections any time and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.
In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22-inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good."
Before you write that I've violated your rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin your "self-esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self-esteem, also called stealing!
If we are expected to pay for your mistakes, we should at least attempt to make you learn from your bad choices. The current system rewards you for continuing to make bad choices.
I love this one....
AND while you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov't welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.
Now, if you have the guts - PASS THIS ON.
I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET THIS BACK, IF EVERYONE SENDS IT, I WILL GET OVER 220 BACK! I WOULD KNOW YOU SENT IT ON!
Isn't it weird that in AMERICA, Canada & AUSTRALIA our flags and our cultures offend so many people, but our benefits don't?
Chip the biotche$ with the necessary detection sensors.
DITTO. Run for president
2024!!! I’ll put out a sign and flag!!
What about half priced Ho hos or Ding Dongs from the Hostess Day-Old store?
You are just going to hurt everyone’s feelings.
Put me in charge of immigration.
To be eligible you must be able to:
Read, write, and spell in English.
Must pass a test on American history and the Constitution.
Must not have any debilitating health issues.
Never have be caught in the Untied States or attempting to enter illegally.
Must have a financial sponsor.
Can’t use any safety net programs.
Must not be convicted of a felony.
Any violation you will voluntarily self deport.
I applied for that exact job the day after President Trump was elected.
My plan included something else that is very important and it would bring an end to violent crimes. All murderer’s, rapist, child molester’s, cop killers, drug dealers, and carjacker’s would serve their sentences on prison ships.
These ships give us a good use for decommissioned navy vessels. If they are good enough for 3000 sailors to live on they are better than criminals deserve.
There would be no guards, supplies could be air dropped onto the deck once a month and the whole system would be self rule. Survival of the fittest. Violent crimes would drop to record lows. Ships could be anchored 100 miles off shore.
Bingo!
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