Haha! Sir Winston had some zingers.
We’ve already established that, now we’re haggling about the price.
Yes I am drunk. Tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly
If you were my wife I’d gladly drink it
Rum, buggery, and the lash. Those are naval traditions
I stole that line from Churchill once but I replaced "ugly" with "hatchet-faced b**ch". My only excuse is that she had a slightly over-large nose with a slight hook and that we live in fallen times.....