Looking for some input here. I have one more government-mandated covid test in a couple of days and I’m undecided about whether I should just take the test legitimately or mess with them by dunking it in a ginger ale or wrestling with my Yorkie and testing his mouth, or something else.
If I get called out on a fraudulent test, I could say I snorted ginger ale out my nose after one of Bagster’s posts, then took my test. Or I could say my dog loves to stick his tongue up my nose and I took the test after that. That’s actually the truth. I have to watch the little guy when he’s close to my face because he’s like a lizard that way.
I do want to leave the country again in May and wouldn’t want to jeopardize that, but 3 tests in 14 days? Really? And it was one minute from test 2 at the border to my house where I‘ve been locked down since. Where was I going to pick it up between the border and my house?
I hate to cooperate with their narrative, but sometimes cooperation in a bad scheme advances my own agenda better than making a point through non-cooperation, especially if the point will be lost on those who most need to hear it. Coca-Cola tested positive, so maybe Canada Dry ginger ale would too? Undecided.
I am not one to ask for advice. You will figure it out.