What I hear you saying is, you don't get the joke. Figures.
For another, the vaccines have passed the gold standard of safety testing and are medical miracles that will save millions of lives and end COVID-19.
For someone who don't get jokes, you sure can tell some good ones.
Gold standard of safety testing? Ahahahahaha. So lemme see the FDA approval. Oh, that's right. They bypassed all normal testing and gave 'emergency authorization'.
You funny.
FDA Emergency Use Authorization is just one of four rapid tracks for getting important medicines to market quickly. EUAs have been in use for decades, successfully.
You can laugh all you want at “gold standard of safety”, but those were President Trump’s own words when announcing the EUA for the Pfizer vaccine. Plenty of others have laughed at President Trump. Many of them lost a primary to him. Many of them lost their seats in Congress to challengers he supported. He’s made a career out of curb stomping people who laugh at him, so go right ahead.
Fact is, he’s right; not you.
And your joke stunk because it was clearly based on nonsense. Jokes are funny when you take real possibilities that produce unexpected results; not obviously fake narratives mashed together sloppily. I know you can do better than that because I’ve seen it.