[bagster]

2 weeks out since starting smoking 5 packs of cigarettes a day. Feel fine. Not a smidgeon of lung cancer detected. Just want to sound the all clear that smoking is safe, safe, safe. HOW CAN IT NOT BE?? IT’S BEEN 2 WEEKS.

Thank you for the testimonial, good citizen.

Let me tell you my story.

I began eating paint chips last week. The colors are pretty.

No side effects. No brain damage. I'm as brilliant as ever. I'm happy to report that, eating paint chips has no short or long term effects and is SAFE SAFE SAFE.

I recommend eating paint chips to everyone, especially pregnant women. I will be introducing legislation to make this mandatory for all good citizens.

Signed,

A government drone

[BiglyCommentary]

Never thought of chips and smokes. Sounds awesome while binge watching big pharma info commercials.