But you're not just some random guy on the internet.
You are he who knows. The 300 lb male Gaylord Fokker who would throw 'anti-vaxxers' off a cliff, amirite?
Cause you 'care' so much about people.

And you’re douchebagster, the internet conspiracy theorist who advises people to ignore their doctors and to not get vaccinated and to listen to his medical advice instead because he has internet search super powers that give him knowledge and understanding of government conspiracies and human nature that are far beyond anything anyone could ever learn in medical school. Hey douchebagster, we gave over 1,500 doses of Pfizer vaccines last night. There were plenty of teenagers and twenty year olds. I thought you might like to know.