You deserve a statue for that one. Its one thing to be a wise acre on the internet. Its a horse of a different color to come up with something like that on the spur of the moment in real life while under enemy fire.
They will tell your tale around the fire for generations to come.
Your tale is jaw dropping. Are you yankin’ my chain?
If not, wow. Just wow.
And kudos.
Bravo.
Slow, clap, clap, clap in awe.