Maybe Scholastic will next ban
—All works by the author including
Captain Underpants (implies there are
only two genders)
—Harry Potter—sold millions but surely
something to offend some
—Clifford the Big Red Dog—unfair
to dogs who are neither red nor
gigantic
From what I’ve heard Capt Underpants is
the altar ego of a mean school principal.
One boy hypnotizes him into believing
he’s a superhero and the man goes around
in “tighty whities” and a cape.