There amish are cool.
Amish slide - turn off all electric appliances and read your computer screen by candle...
My friend in Ohio owned several acres near Middletown, Ohio. He was trying to sell the lot, but the buyer was balking. So, he had a friend come over one day, and he and the friend talked about how they would set up the lot for the pig farm - the barn location, etc. Well, the Amish neighbor overheard them talking (as planned) and either he or his friend made an offer on the property later that day.
Amish are human, and while they love bacon, they don’t want a pig farm next door. :)