This isn't a safe space.
This is the pinnacle of Mt. Olympus, where the gods reside, as we look down upon the humble mortals shaking their fists at us in their ignorance.
At times, one of us will walk amongst the small people, choose one, and have our way with them.
You have been chosen, mortal.
Anal-eze or dry, Texas style?
Choose wisely.

I’m not swinging at that one.