“Where do you keep it ?”
You don’t.
And I’ve read there is a big permanent problem if you drop your coins by losing your password. Bitcoin seems to require faith and timing becomes very very important.
I thought trying to understand the Federal Reserve System was difficult... bitcoin seems worse. If you have ever read technical instructions written by technical people - that’s what bitcoin articles tend to be ... I am supposed to go along and pretend I am not stupid, when the writers can’t write in a manner that can be understood. If you aren’t willing to lose your money, or wealth however you keep it for something the average person can’t understand, you might be better off in 3 card montey on the wrong side of the tracks played on the back of a suitcase, than playing with bitcoin. (
you might look at the articles on this website. A lot of people find them readable:
https://www.gemini.com/cryptopedia