[Porkchop]

***“the banana peel is the only substance to emit Covid killing airborn enzymes”.

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Too late...

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-30/man-with-banana-peels-on-his-head-1/11057758?nw=0

[bagster]

But the headline says 'man'?

I want my money back.