[LonePalm]

I made the mistake of reading the Harvard Lampoon's Bored of the Rings before I read The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. I laughed all the way through Tolkien. I still like Bored better.

This ring and no other was made by the elves
Who'd pawn their own mother to grab it themselves.

Ruler of creeper, mortal, and scallop
This is a sleeper that packs quite a whallop.

If busted or broken, it cannot be remade.
If found, send to Sorehead, (The postage is prepaid).

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Porkchop]

***I made the mistake of reading the Harvard Lampoon’s Bored of the Rings before I read The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. I laughed all the way through Tolkien. I still like Bored better.

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Ah yes, the adventures of Frito and Spam.... :)

[Bob Ireland]

***I made the mistake of reading the Harvard Lampoon's Bored of the Rings before I read The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. I laughed all the way through Tolkien. I still like Bored better***

My memorable lines from Bored... are:
Hop a hill
Pop a pill
For Tom Benzedrino!

Of course, for those that have only seen the flickers that would be meaningless.