*nose wrinkle*
I’m calling bogus.
Texas and pineapple pie (I might buy pecan)? No mention of lemon meringue? Grape pie?!
C’mon man!
Pecan pie is nearly a state food in Texas.
I have never even heard of pineapple pie, much less seen one. Except for packaged fried pies solid at gas stations.
Surprised that the story didn’t tout dingleberry as being a favorite somewhere.