A cop that takes down a 65 year old woman in my family, will get a visit in the night.
My thought exactly... Except that I'm confident that it would be handled by one of my sons or grandsons...
At 87 I'm past the easy take-down capability... Back when I was 75 and 60-pounds heavier, a different story...
(Of course if the remedy for the sickness had to be S-S-S... Hmmmm...)
Lol - hysterical - I love fake bravado - gives me chills.