
Lol - mark for reading later...
Another example is the test for covid and many medical interments. For covid hey use a swab sanitized with Ethylene Oxide which is gives a very high chance of cancer according to the CDC. If I ever have to go too the doctor I'm going to tell them I'm allergic to Ethylene.
https://www.cdc.gov/infectioncontrol/guidelines/disinfection/sterilization/ethylene-oxide.html