[magglepuss]

Quick slide.

Many times when my husband gets home i will tell him about some of the posts on FR. He reads FR on the weekends. There are not many, but certain posters names that we both recognize. Let me just say, yours is one of them. It is just so irreverent and clever.

[haffast]

“””It is just so irreverent and clever.”””

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Well, I’m not anything if not irreverent, clever, I’m not so sure about. I had an original thought once, but I forgot it.

I saw a novelty t-shirt for sale in a boat dealership back in 1977 which read:

I’m not a fast captain...
I’m not a slow captain..
I’m a half-fast captain

Now you know, and yes, I bought the shirt and continue to bring joy to humorless FRumpies since 1998. ;)