squishy white sandwich bread (ya know, like Wonder Bread)
an aside: Wonder White Bread, 20 oz
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Wonder-White-Bread-20-oz/37827980
I digress....
Squishy white sandwich bread (NO TOAST!)
Hellman’s mayonnaise (because THERE IS NO OTHER KIND!)
Sliced tomatoes, hopefully ones that don’t taste like cardboard or have no taste at all.
Th, th, that’s all folks.
Otherwise you are bastardizing an American tradition. Salt? Pepper? Toast? Who needs it? BACON? If you wanted a BLT just add lettuce!
C’mon man, is NOTHING sacred?
It’s a structural thang for me.
What you got against toast Willis?!!
No salt? on tomato’s? Dude!!
Exactly right!!!
THAT is a ‘mater sammich....