So....not taking lysie’s spot or anything, but I thought this one was funny.
A cab driver picks up a lady and heads to the airport with her. Half way through the trip, she had a question, so to get his attention she tapped him on the shoulder. He went crazy! He jumped the curb, people were leaping out of the way, everyone was screaming, and he stopped just in time to avoid going right through a storefront. He calmed himself down and caught his breath and told the lady he was so sorry, but she scared him to death.
The shaken passenger apologized for tapping him on the shoulder, and said she didn’t realize it would cause him to be so startled. He apologized again and explained that it was his first day driving a cab. For the past 25 years, he’s only driven a hearse.
😂🤣