Y’all are ingenious! I never thought about making it more ‘salady’ so I could say it’s healthy!! And to be honest, I keep a bag or two of Fritos around (hidden in the garage) so I can make a Frito pie when the urge strikes.
I could be wrong, but I think Whataburger has Jalapeno ranch dressing, and so does Litehouse, Wal-Mart, and probably some other places.
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I mix ranch with Buffalo wing sauce and its really good.