[nuconvert]

Guess the school doesn’t have a zero tolerance policy for faculty heroin use.

[Leaning Right]

> Guess the school doesn’t have a zero tolerance policy for faculty heroin use. <

To be fair, Columbia University is probably just using the flowchart that most organizations are using these days:

Do the person do something wrong or offensive?
If yes, go to A.
If no, go to B.

A. Is the person a liberal of a conservative?
If he’s a liberal, go to B.
If he’s a conservative, fire him.

B. Leave him alone.

[DPMD]

“Balance.” Yeah, that’s the ticket.