[Campion]

It's exactly like the Mojave, except that:

• There's no vegetation anywhere
• There are no insects or other animals
• It's 65 degrees below zero
• The gravity is 38% of earth's
• The atmospheric pressure is 1% that of earth, and most of the atmosphere is carbon dioxide.

Other than that, yeah, it's a lot like the Mojave.

[BiglyCommentary]

You did a fact check on a joke? What’s next, fact checking Babylon Bee articles?

[BiglyCommentary]

And I did see an insect (maybe 2) off in the distance.

[SamAdams76]

65 below zero? They must be having one of those polar vortex’s. Maybe if we started sending gas-burning cars up there, we’d start warming the planet up some.