[Pappy Smear]

I prefer Steve Deace over at The Blaze, but I assume he is locked up there. I dig his more current (80s/90s) pop culture references, but I don’t know if all the Marvel nerdboy stuff would be accepted by Rush’s crowd.

[Theophilus]

Deace couldn't “hold Rush's jock strap.” He's college dropout. He has a colossal ego and a irreverent, vicious sense of humor.