“I love eggplant and artichokes...”
I love them also but not on a Pizza. It simply is not a Pizza (except in name perhaps) with those things on it.
Pizza toppings are
Sausage, Pepperoni, Meatballs, Onions, Garlic, Anchovies, and maybe Olives if they are black. Anything else just turns it into some kind of a yuppie conglomeration.
Bacon is yuppie?