Covid anal swabs more accurate than nasal test

The Star ^ | 2/6/2021 | Lewis Nyandi

[dsrtsage]

This reminds me of the bicycle Mr Garrison created on South Park

[reasonisfaith]

I wonder what viruses these murderers patented in 2019 and 2020.

[vespa300]

I’ll volunteer to give Jennifer Aniston her test. I’m cool like that. Volunteer work is noble.

[bramps]

“You swabbed me in the ass!”

[vespa300]

In San Francisco, they pay you to come in and take the test. Win/Win.

[xrmusn]

Gives ‘newish’ meaning to

BOHICA

[lurk]

If you had a little spud of cotton on each end of the stick, you could do both.

[LibWhacker]

[dragnet2]

Some researchers believe Covid-19 can be passed or transmitted through passing gas, so this is likely a precursor for a requirement to wear ass masks, which they say are designed to contain or filter the virus when gas is passed. Those involved in the study suggested it should be a requirement to wear the ass mask outside the clothing to ensure compliance.

[Diogenesis]

Man with Dresses: "All teachers will test their children this way in the future."

[frank ballenger]

Brian Stelter couldn’t wait to report this, his face upward, eyes closed, shuddering with delight just thinking about it.

[cweese]

[frank ballenger]

This is a real photo?

At least the SNL and Babylon Bee stuff is for laughs.

[sam_whiskey]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-W6as8oVcuM

[frank ballenger]

The Beatles song
I’ll Get You

It’s not like me to pretend
But I’ll get you, I’ll get you in the end
Yes, I will, I’ll get you in the end

Oh yeah, oh yeah
I think about you night and day
I need you and it’s true
When I think about you, I can say
I’m never, never, never blue
So I’m telling you, my friend
That I’ll get you, I’ll get you in the end

Yes, I will, I’ll get you in the end
Oh yeah, oh yeah

[frank ballenger]

Vulgar picture....

I thought the new FR policy was to ban “cracks” like that.
Or should be....

[Rebelbase]

“It” will gleefully assign itself to performing anal testing in PA.

[Songcraft]

You could join two of them together with a long rubber band, and test both ends at the same time.   (Just don't let either of them pull free, and go shooting back like a bullet to the other end.)

[Scrambler Bob]

Of course it is more accurate.

You only have one hole to try to hit.

[Slyfox]

I actually hunted for the least offensive photo I could find. And this was it.