“Better idea: hold the Stampede as usual. Invite every healthy Calgarian under 65 to attend, and hold a giant square dance, to make sure everyone has a good chance to catching the virus. Send them home, making sure all the old folks are isolated. Wait three weeks.“
That is the Stampede, every year. Except the virus we get in other years is sanctimonious animal rights protesters coming into town to embarrass themselves.
I always loved Calgary Stampede. So much Parteee!! Went to a bar party once and we closed the place at 2. Went back at 7 am for a Stampede breakfast and the same waitresses were serving pitchers of Caesars instead of beer.