I’ve laid off bacon to reduce my sodium intake. But, my wife and daughter still eat buckets’ full. The other day my wife brought home half a “bacon-donut” — basically a very(!) rich texture donut with (real) bacon bits heavily applied. She said it was too sweet for her, so I eventually ate it. Good heavens, talk about “decadent”. I believe my life expectancy has decreased a couple days...
(Is there a “1/2 sarcasm” tag?)
Try keto. Usually fixes the salt problem and bacon is on the diet.