Dear diary,
My beloved companion and best friend, my computer, decided to take a dump on me out of nowhere. I lost all my cool stuff, including my Oracles, all my pics including my son's wedding pictures. Strangely enough, I didn't lose my 'favorites' list, and that's kinda' a big deal (wink, wink, say no more).
I think I got it back to how I like it. I usually get stuff on my computer by accident, so recreating the scene of the crime is a hit and miss proposition.
Aaaaanyway....so there I was getting my kidney doctor appointment via telephone. I should note, he's my favorite doc of them all, and I got a lot. We usually sit around and bust balls.
His opening move was, 'Sorry about your boy'. So I'm all like, what you mean, my boy. He meant Trump. So I'm like, 'You know that was a ripoff, right?'. He just laughs like I'm thje biggest kookleberry in town. Miffed, I was, and said, 'Oh, you laugh...It's real, bro'.
Needless to say, the world out there is not the world in here. Especially when the world out there is California. the sheep like to eat what the shepherd feeds 'em with their dumb sheep mouths and their dumb sheep innocent puppy dog eyes.
(mixed metaphors are the best metaphores)
I spent a week alone with two dogs and me cause my son and his wife (the one that is a HUGE Taylor Swift groupie and looks like her too) went to San Farisco for her third try of getting preggers. The first two didn't work. They upgraded to the pros from Dover and were excited it was gonna work this time.
Anyway, my son just got home and said she (Stephanie) is in the hospital in Fresno cause she passed out on the drive home ('bout a four hour drive).
Pros from Dover, my ass. Preliminary word is some kind of internal bleeding, but who knows what those quacks f'd up while they were in there rootin' around.
So, yea. If it ain't one thing its another in the Bagwell empire. Its kinda' sad, cause she was just trying to have a baby and now look at her. Makes me hate abortion even more. People killing their babies when some good people just can't get one.
Okay, Bag out. I see David Chase the mutant troll is trying to crack wise. I'll be back to bop him on his head when I get some more time. Until then, hang in there, FReeQs.
I'll leave you with the Bagster theme song and the new sig pic.
Don't Ya Wish Your FReepers Were FReeQs Like Me
