I’d really be impressed if they could find the golf balls that Alan Shepard hit.
One of the Apollo golf balls was recovered by aliens and taken to the planet Gorb. It was highly prized but somehow lost, and somewhere along its path acquired a coat of black lacquer.
For years a fat alien, a fey alien, and a red headed female alien roamed planet Glorb searching for it. They thought they had finally found it, but it was a only fake which they left in the possession of a seedy private detective.
He declared it to be the stuff dreams are made of.
At this rate before long we’ll be able to see the flag.