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To: Gasshog

Clinesmith. Hands down. I’m reasonably certain that I went all nutjob ninja on a boy who looked just like him in grade 4. Every time I wore a dress to school (first day of school, photo day, etc.) that knob would sneak up behind me and either push me down into the dirt or lift my dress to expose my butt - until Christmas concert day. He did it that day and I lost it.

I jumped on him and fought dirty like only a girl can. I bit him, pulled his hair, stuck my fingers in his eyes and generally thrashed all over him until a teacher pulled me off him. I spent the rest of the morning in detention and had to watch my mortified mother see me prancing on the stage in a soiled party dress and with my mommy-coifed hair all hanging down.

The best part was Clinesmith told the Vice Principal that my two sisters joined me in the attack, but all the witnesses verified that it was just little me. He never lived that down.

Yeah, Clinesmith definitely has the most punchable face. The other guy is just a pinhead.


577 posted on 01/30/2021 7:49:58 PM PST by LittleLinda
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To: LittleLinda

I like your style! :)


582 posted on 01/30/2021 8:01:14 PM PST by meyer (I swear to protect and defend the Constitution against ALL enemies, foreign and domestic!)
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To: LittleLinda
"I jumped on him and fought dirty like only a girl can. I bit him, pulled his hair, stuck my fingers in his eyes and generally thrashed all over him until a teacher pulled me off him. I spent the rest of the morning in detention and had to watch my mortified mother see me prancing on the stage in a soiled party dress and with my mommy-coifed hair all hanging down."

Hahahahaha! That's hilarious!

592 posted on 01/30/2021 8:28:34 PM PST by 17strings (If you've posted a good meme or cat .gif, chances are I've stolen it!)
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To: LittleLinda

Yours is a response thats gone above and beyond to succinctly answer the question.

Those precious memories of destroying that vile bully give us all hope the Creepsmith will get HIS just deserts to due time.

In the meantime we can continue to visualize


593 posted on 01/30/2021 8:28:58 PM PST by Gasshog
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