Pizza Hut Launches ‘Detroit-Style’ Pizza, and America Says ‘Huh?’

Wall Street Journal ^ | Jan. 28, 2021 | By Mike Colias and Annie Gasparro

[COBOL2Java]

Domino's got the same reaction when they introduced the Brooklyn Style. People in Brooklyn said WTF.

Sh*t Brooklyn People Say

[Pennsyltucky Boy]

“Don’t Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me The Piers” ???

[Pennsyltucky Boy]

Pliers... Hand me the pliers.

[dsrtsage]

Detroit Pizza is kind of a cross between Salt Lake Style and Fargo Style

[MrRelevant]

Bullet holes in the dough make it special

[Does so]

It comes with a spent bullet in it...

[BRL]

They should mold some kind of gangster box prop and deliver it with various molded objects.....collect all 10 of the Detroit pizza molds

[deport]

It will prevent the image from scrolling off the right side of the screen.

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Depends upon the screen size from which you are watching
table top to hand held.

[Vigilanteman]

Maybe they add crack cocaine to flavor the crust?

[Little Ray]

The fact that someone actually says “Huh?” is a net win for Pizza Hut. It means that they have his attention.

[RckyRaCoCo]

Porgy, you’re a white-man- you’ve got to help us

[HartleyMBaldwin]

You win!

[upchuck]

Even better, use width=50%. That way the image occupies 50% (or what ever percentage you select) of the screen, no matter what the actual screen width is.

[toast]

'Sota Style

[RckyRaCoCo]

[ronniesgal]

looks good to me.
Pizza at Guido’s in Cleveland Heights Ohio! If it’s still standing....

[ConservativeInPA]

Gross.

[PLMerite]

"Pizza Hut Launches ‘Detroit-Style’ Pizza..."

[real saxophonist]

Reminds me of Warren Zevon's 'Willy On A Plate':

[Poser]

Jet’s is a chain, but a very good one. Their sauce actually tastes like pizza sauce rather than the spaghetti sauce flavor that permeates other chains. Once you cook tomato sauce, the flavor changes. I think the heat kills the fresh oregano flavor.