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Speaking of satire:
Erections and Other Uprisings are Domestic Terrorism!
Kamalarad Chuck Schumer on a speech on the People’s Senate Floor has made it quite clear…. Anyone who has an Erection (or other uprising) that is NOT Party-Approved shall be considered a Domestic Terrorist!
Inciting an Erection (or other uprising) may also be punishable under these provisions.
Senate Staffs are still whacking out the details of the new legislation, but the meat will certainly include the following:
— People who may be added to the Domestic Terror Watch List and/or the No-Fly List:
- Privileged White Heterosexual Cis-Gender Males who have or are suspected of having voted for the Cheeto Person who shall remain nameless and/or have or are suspected to have engaged in other crimes against humanity.
- Non-Essential Workers.
- People who purchase, possess, or use Viagra, Cialis, or other generic pharmaceuticals designed and manufactured for similar purposes.
- Anyone experiencing an Erection lasting more than four (4) hours.
— Certain exemptions are likely to include (but may not be limited to):
- Transitioning Transgendered and/or Gender Fluid Females (et al.) in Lavatories, Shower and/or Bathing Facilities designated for Female Use.
- Those whose mating rituals involve the brandishing of illegal firearms and/or other deadly weapons.
- So called, “D___ Pics” promulgated by Party Officials intended to woo attractive females (et al.) — especially those whose date of birth does not yet exceed the so-called “age of consent.”
— Special Zones where Erections and Other Uprisings are not to be considered “Domestic Terror” are expected to include (but may not be limited to):
- Any self-declared “Autonomous Zone” designated by two or more members of ANTIFA, BLM and/or their Affiliates.
- The designated office space owned, rented, leased, and/or borrowed by Film Industry Production Staff intended for the essential activities associated with the selection and/or orientation of cast members.
I have been asked by the Senate Staffs for your feedback on provisions that may consider as they pound out this bill. You are encouraged to specify Party-Approved Kriminal Acts, Exemptions, and Tolerance Zones.
But most importantly, we seek your nominations as to who Harris Biden should appoint to head the enforcement of these provisions.
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