[9YearLurker]

No, Tony—you’re missing who Baggie really is.

He’s a modern day, Magic Letter version of Hiroo Onoda:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/17/hiroo-onoda-japanese-soldier-dies#:~:text=Hiroo%20Onoda%3A%20Japanese%20soldier%20who%20took%20three%20decades%20to%20surrender%2C%20dies,-This%20article%20is&text=The%20last%20Japanese%20soldier%20to,second%20world%20war%2C%20has%20died.&text=The%20world%20had%20known%20of,emerged%20and%20returned%20to%20Japan.

[bagster]

You’re missing who Baggie really is. He’s a modern day, Magic Letter version of Hiroo Onoda.

[familyop]

"No, Tony—you’re missing who Baggie really is.

He’s a modern day,..."

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